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found this on the net.... 88 things to tell that u are an asian...
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1. You look like you are 18 yrs old. - Some bowling fren thought i was going to NS...
2. You like to eat chicken feet.
3. You suck on fish heads and fish fins. -
4. You have a Chinese knick-knack hanging on your rear view mirror. - use to have in my dad's old car...
5. You sing karaoke. - partially....
6. Your house is covered with tile. - half only lah
7. Your kitchen is covered by a sticky film of grease. - it started glowing since CNY
8. Your stove is covered with aluminum foil. - used too....
9. You leave the plastic covers on your remote control. - inclues keyboards...
10. You've never kissed your mom or dad. (ok... i did a long long time ago....)
11. You've never hugged your mom or dad.
12. Your unassisted vision is worse than 20/500. - i 4-eyes lah..
13. You wear contacts, to avoid wearing your "coke bottle glasses".
14. You've worn glasses since you were in Pri 5. actually since pri 2...
15. Your hair sticks up when you wake up. - My hair was long and it can still stand...
16. You'll haggle over something that is not negotiable. - once before....
17. You love to use coupons. - duh.... cheap cheap...
18. You drive around looking for the cheapest petrol. - my dad does it... but his is planned...
19. You drive around for hours looking for the best parking space.- my dad does it...
20. You take showers at night!- the red dot is very hot
21. You avoid the non-free snacks in hotel rooms. - they are exp....
22. You don' t mind squeezing 20 people into one motel room. 20 is crazy... 10 yes...
23. Most girls have more body hair than you, if you are male. - i m a hairy guy....
24. You tap the table when someone pours tea for you. - It's a habit; live with it.
25. You say "Aiya!" and "Wah!" frequently. - pls add in "lahs", "Ah", "Whated" and all the singlish...
26. You don't want to wear your seatbelt because it is uncomfortable.
27. You love Las Vegas, slot machines, and blackjack.
28. You unwrap Christmas gifts very carefully, so you can re-use the paper. - Used to and still doing it, although they are getting smaller...
29. You only buy Christmas cards after Christmas, when they are 50% off. - Maybe 75% off. No one will know if I buy Christmas cards 330 days before I send out, will they?
30. You have a vinyl tablecloth on your kitchen table.
31. You spit bones and other food scraps on the table. - born to that style...
32. You have stuff in the freezer since the beginning of time. - like worns... for feeding fish...
33. You use the dishwasher as a dish rack. - Dishwasher? it is the guy that wash the dish rite?
34. You have never used your dishwasher. -
35. You keep a Thermos of hot water available at all times. -
36. You eat all meals in the kitchen. -
37. You save grocery bags, tin foil, and tin containers. - Yes. They're VERY useful.
38. You have a piano in your living room. - My home-home does.
39. You pick your teeth at the dinner table (but you cover your mouth). -
40. You twirl your pen around your fingers. - Yes.
41. You hate to waste food. - but I cannot put it in....
42. You have Tupperware in your fridge with three bites of rice or one leftover chicken wing. - it is somewhere inside...
43. You don't own any real Tupperware only a cupboard full of used but carefully rinsed margarine tubs, takeout containers and jam jars. - How did you know???
44. You also use the jam jars as drinking glasses. - I not so poor lah
45. You have a collection of miniature shampoo bottles that you take every time you stay in a hotel. - not really a collection but alot
46. You carry a stash of your own food whenever you travel (travel means any car ride longer than 15 minutes). These snacks are always dried and include dried plums, mango, ginger, and squid.
47. You wash your rice at least 2-3 times before cooking it. - my mom does it...
48. Your dad thinks he can fix everything himself. - He can,and he want me to take over...
49. The dashboard of your Honda is covered by hundreds of small toys.
50. You don't use measuring cups. - it is just "agarration"...
51. You beat eggs with chopsticks. - it is easy... very easy
52. You have a teacup with a cover on it.
53. You always look phone numbers up in the phone book, since calling information (*69) costs 50 cents.
54. You only make long distance calls after 11pm.
55. If you are male, you clap at something funny and if you are female, you giggle whilst placing a hand over your mouth. - duh...
56. You like Chinese films in their original undubbed versions. nicer!!!
57. You love Chinese Martial Arts films.
58. You've learnt some form of martial arts.
59. Shaolin actually means something to you.
60. You like congee with thousand-year-old (century) eggs.
61. You prefer your shrimp with the heads and legs still attached. - Yuuuum.
62. You never call your parents just to say hi. - for what?? i see them everytime i reach home...
63. If you don't live at home, when your parents call, they ask if you've eaten, even if it's midnight. - go out they oso ask...
64. When you're sick, your parents tell you not to eat fried foods or baked goods due to "yeet hay". - duh... and i believed
65. You know what yeet hay is. - it is body heat in chinese...
66. You e-mail your Chinese friends at work, even though you only 10 metre apart. - i even MSN my bro who is next to me...
67. You use a face cloth. - sometimes
68. You starve yourself before going to all you can eat places. - duh!!! especally the all u can eat japanese....
69. You know someone who can get you a good deal on jewelry or electronics. - I know someone who knows someone who knows someone that....
70. You save your old Coke bottle glasses even though you're never going to use them again. - i have no idea why...
71. You own your own meat cleaver and sharpen it.
72. Your toothpaste tubes are all squeezed paper-thin. - duh..
73. You know what moon cakes are. -duh... we have mooncake fest for a reason...
74. When there is a sale on toilet paper, you buy 100 rolls and store them in your closet or in the bedroom of an adult child who has moved out.
75. Your parents know how to launch nasal projectiles. - they stopped, since they started dating...
76. You iron your own shirts. - habit...
77. You play a musical instrument. - used to... is a digital-music editting consided??
78. Even if you're totally full, if someone says they're going to throw away the leftovers on the table, you'll finish them. -my dad WILL finish it for me.....
79. You've eaten a red bean popsicle. - never like it...
80. You bring oranges (or other produce) with you as a gift when you visit people's homes. - CNY.....
81. You fight over who pays the dinner bill. - Yes. It is cute to watch when u started it and someone else pay instead...
82. You majored in something practical like engineering, accounting, medicine or law. - secondary school here...
83. You live with your parents and you are 30 years old (and they prefer it that way). Or if you're married and 30 years old, you live in the apartment next door to your parents, or at least in the same neighborhood. - i dun mind... free lodging and food...
84. You don't tip more than 10% at a restaurant, and if you do, you tip Chinese delivery guys/waiters more. - IT iS A FORCE TIP....
85. You have acquired a taste for bitter melon. - never like it....
86. You eat every last grain of rice in your bowl, but don't eat the last piece of food on the table. - Your wife will get lots of pimples if you don't.
87. You know why there are 88 reasons. - 8 is the number for prosperity.
88. You see the truth in this and then send it to all your Chinese friends. - what truth???